Who's got a title and just how worthless is it?

Because his typist felt the need for a crackplot, Ashley is carrying a box of stock on his way to the magic shop, and along the way, he trips, spilling the contents all across the main room. If anyone would like to help him pick up the mess, effects are as follows ( Read more... )

*enter one rather large, scruffy-looking knight, looking around rather confusedly*

...Alanna, you haven't done anything odd, have you?

Typist: This is Sir Raoul of Goldenlake and Malorie's Peak, commander of the King's Own, and all that, from Tamora Pierce's Tortall books. Re-intro, but same typist, because I thought he needed one.